Pilkie
Active Member
NEW ELDERLY CARE PROGRAMME OFFERS HOPE!! 
The Government has refused proper health care to many elderly citizens due to their advancing years. It is a worrying problem for many but help is at hand. :wink:
Join the new free care plan today. If you are 60 years or older, you can apply. All new members will receive a gun and four bullets. :?
You are allowed to shoot one MP (two if you live in England ), one MSP, one councillor and just to be sure of a long sentence, someone you really don't like and think the world could do without. :wink:
As part of the plan, you will leave enough evidence to make sure of being caught, and, in due course, sent to prison. :idea:
There you will get a safe centrally heated environment, three meals a day, lots of company, free TV and an assortment of games, plus - most importantly - all the health care you need!
New teeth needed? No problem.
New glasses? They'll be provided.
New hip, knees, kidney, lung, heart?* They're all covered too.
And who will pay for all of this? :?:
The same government that told you they cannot afford your current health care. :roll:
And as an added bonus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income tax anymore.
Britain . A GREAT country or what?
*Restrictions may apply. If you get terminal prostate cancer, you may be released and flown to a far off, sunny country, where you can live a bit longer with your friends and family. This is known as the Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi clause.
Before joining the new free heath care plan,I am going to get all the credit cards I can and run them all way over their limits!
Might as well live it up a bit first!!
The Government has refused proper health care to many elderly citizens due to their advancing years. It is a worrying problem for many but help is at hand. :wink:
Join the new free care plan today. If you are 60 years or older, you can apply. All new members will receive a gun and four bullets. :?
You are allowed to shoot one MP (two if you live in England ), one MSP, one councillor and just to be sure of a long sentence, someone you really don't like and think the world could do without. :wink:
As part of the plan, you will leave enough evidence to make sure of being caught, and, in due course, sent to prison. :idea:
There you will get a safe centrally heated environment, three meals a day, lots of company, free TV and an assortment of games, plus - most importantly - all the health care you need!
New teeth needed? No problem.
New glasses? They'll be provided.
New hip, knees, kidney, lung, heart?* They're all covered too.
And who will pay for all of this? :?:
The same government that told you they cannot afford your current health care. :roll:
And as an added bonus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income tax anymore.
Britain . A GREAT country or what?
*Restrictions may apply. If you get terminal prostate cancer, you may be released and flown to a far off, sunny country, where you can live a bit longer with your friends and family. This is known as the Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi clause.
Before joining the new free heath care plan,I am going to get all the credit cards I can and run them all way over their limits!
Might as well live it up a bit first!!
