My breakdown on the M25 conversation whilst trying to get to the National @ Blenheim went like this
"Have you listened to the recorded safety message regarding breakdowns on the motorway",
"No",
"Then I'll have to go through it with you",
"Whilst your going through it with me I am having to sit in the car as I cannot hear you outside behind the Armco because of the roar of traffic and moonsoon rain, this is putting me at far greater risk than skipping the safety info and getting someone out asap"
I'm sorry I still have to read it out to you"
"Fine, if you hear a loud crash whilst you're reading it then forget the engineer, send a hearse"
"................."
That was the AA, more worried about liability then safety and no I won't be re-joining though to be fair they are all owned by multinational corperations with little interest in cars or drivers only money.
For the record i got it started myself and drove off the motorway just as I got it started the year before on the way to the 50th Anniverssary National.......................wait a minute there's a pattern here, National attendance seems to mean my car breaks down.