Down&Out said:
You have a most excellent writing style.
Thank you. That's very kind of you to say so.
So Hildegarde, the protecting battle maiden, is at Lake View Garage for some late adjustments as she approaches her first 3000 miles back on the road and hence her next oil and filter change.
The BW35 needs attention - it clearly has issues but it deserves a chance.
The black carpets have arrived from Coverdale - I've gone for the budget option of synthetic fibre on the grounds that this is a utility car with synthetic seats.
We've got ourselves a full set of headrests - "E.T." front and back.
Black seats, black carpets and oh, did I mention the black headlining?
My honest appraisal of this car after 3000 miles is that it is a beautiful green slug.
It holds the road perfectly and is fun to drive but the performance is pretty awful and we knock furiously under load even with 99 RON fuel.
We can get 24mpg on a decent run and we don't leak or burn oil, unlike our garage mates.
While Ethel and Helga the blue 3500 are easily capable of reaching speeds that would risk an outright ban by the end of a decent sliproad - the green car poses few such risks and is far more sedate but there's still plenty of power to keep pace with modern traffic and no problems with hills.
We don't have any funny squeaks and squeals from our poly bushes but the shock absorbers are very noisy when travelling slowly over rough surfaces. The Wizard of the Lake claims to have some magic spell to cure this -
good for him - he can work the spell any time he likes once he fashions me an alternative chariot that is suitably free of irritations.