Over 50 plans for a 34 year old!

[darth sidious]

Today, I received another offer, this time from "Legal & General" offering me their "Over 50s Fixed Life Insurance Plan"

Some 3 weeks earlier, I had received a similar offer from "Sun Life Direct" with their "Guaranteed Over 50 Plan"

Where the heck do they get the {totally incorrect!} information that I'm 52 years old? :?

 

[rockdemon]

I'm 34 and they've not sent them to me. Maybe it's the sith-lord cloak ages you a bit?

 

[harveyp6]

Were they kind enough to send a stamped addressed envelope for your reply? If so remove all traces of your identity from what they sent you, and put it all back in the envelope, along with some more of that annoying junk mail we all seem to get nowadays, and send whole the lot back to them.....

 

[darth sidious]

Were they kind enough to send a stamped addressed envelope for your reply? If so remove all traces of your identity from what they sent you, and put it all back in the envelope, along with some more of that annoying junk mail we all seem to get nowadays, and send whole the lot back to them.....

I might just do that! Another good idea from the wise-one!

I'm 34 and they've not sent them to me. Maybe it's the sith-lord cloak ages you a bit?

That's probably why, thinking about it!

Seriously though, whatever next? Offers of pills and potions for improving my... well, better not tempt fate!

 

[GrimV8]

Seriously though, whatever next? Offers of pills and potions for improving my... well, better not tempt fate!

If they send you any little blue ones you could probably sell them on E-bay

 

[dmcsweeney]

Were they kind enough to send a stamped addressed envelope for your reply? If so remove all traces of your identity from what they sent you, and put it all back in the envelope, along with some more of that annoying junk mail we all seem to get nowadays, and send whole the lot back to them.....

Returning rubbish reminds me of a friend of mine who had a problem with rubbish being dumped on his farm on the edge of a town. He gloved up and went through the lot until eventually he found some junk mail with a name and address :twisted: . He loaded the lot into the bucket of his loading shovel and went for a drive. Drove up outside the guys house and tipped it on his lawn, then calmly knocked on the door and told him he'd returned his property . Needless to say the guy didn't call the law over it!
Regards,
Dave